So while I was at the grocery store, I happened to notice that strawberries were on sale. So I got them.
I walked a little further and noticed those little shortbread cakes that actually taste like Twinkies were on sale. So I got them too.
It was fate that vanilla ice cream was discounted as well.
So what do you get when you add it all together?
I put my face in it.
And hoovered it.