All you need to know is that I survived. I felt like weak sauce once I stepped off the bike, but I survived. I don’t ever remember my arms hurting after riding a bike. Still trying to figure that one out.
Big Brother, I definitely beat your seven minute mile. By like one minute. Eat my dust.
But I have a question: Is my hiney ever going to stop hurting? Because this seat was not comfortable, not at all. My rear-end felt like it had been duct taped to a hard wood chair for 15 hours. But it hadn’t. I just rode my new set of wheels for 15 minutes.
I’m not letting this stop me. I plan to jump back up on that horse tomorrow. Weather permitting. But my butt and this seat need to sort out their differences stat.
PS – WordPress ruined this post twice. The first post was quite humorous and witty but when I hit “SAVE” it disappeared. The second wasn’t as humorous and/or witty as the first but that didn’t matter because when I hit “SAVE”, it too disappeared. Third times a charm tonight. Good night, internet.









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joseph - Well, it was up an incline, first time, and waiting for traffic. Plus I outweigh you by at least 50 lbs.
At least my butt didn’t hurt although my nuts did feel funny after.
Bro
PS, you can by replacement seats.
shutterboo - Uphill there and back, huh? I was out for 15 minutes and went about 2.5-3 miles. But my butt!!! Even sitting at my desk now, I can feel the two points that ached. Maybe my butt is still bony? Maybe?
katie - Just get the bicycle shorts. I mean they’ve got built in padding for a reason! :)
shutterboo - Pah! Katie, no one wants to see this barnyard door in Lycra. Believe me.
joseph - yes, and through two feet of snow.
Melanie - I love that you used weak sauce to describe yourself! :)
shutterboo - You’re a bad influence. :)