I’m Wickedly Lazy

la·zy [ley-zee] adjective, -zi·er, -zi·est, verb, -zied, -zy·ing.

–adjective
1. averse or disinclined to work, activity, or exertion; indolent.
2. causing idleness or indolence: a hot, lazy afternoon.
3. slow-moving; sluggish: a lazy stream.
4. (of a livestock brand) placed on its side instead of upright.
–verb (used without object)
5. to laze.

I fit every aspect of the definition this weekend.  I had big plans to visit a friend’s solo art show last night but I didn’t make it.  Because I was lazy.  No other reason for missing it.  I’ve also managed to watch ten movies in two days.  Also because I was lazy.  Chores?  Forgetaboutit.  Lazy lazy lazy – I should change my middle name.

Last night I went to Target.  For gummy bears.  And to make myself feel like I did something worth while.  I also went to BW3 and Liquor Barn.  And made myself the most awesome white russian.  That was about all I could take.  Today – laundry.  Only because me and the hubs kind of need some clothes to make it through the week.  And more movies.  And Snapped.  Kind of addicted to watching these women think they’ll get away with killing their husband.  Dumb hussies.

Love being lazy.  But I also hate it.  Because that kitchen isn’t going to clean itself.  But sometimes I just need to stay in bed all day.  So if you’ll excuse me, I think To Love, Honor and Betray is coming on soon.  Thank you, Lifetime Channel, for feeding to my laziness.

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July 11, 2010 - 1:06 pm

katie o. - and what i’ve just taken away from this blog post is that you said “hussies”. reason #322 why i love you.

July 12, 2010 - 8:38 am

Wendi - Boo, you’re not pathologically lazy until you add bon-bons to the Lifetime/White Russian combo.

July 12, 2010 - 8:57 am

Brooke - @katie My 11th grade English teacher used to call the girls hussies between classes. It always made me laugh. And that’s why I still practice it. Thank you, Mr. Allen.

@ Wendipants I’ve never had a bonbon. Plenty of chocolate covered goodness has been in my life but never bonbons.

July 15, 2010 - 11:30 am

Kellebelle - I always get super lazy days right when I have lots to do! I think I need to invest in energy beans!
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